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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Are you afraid of being alone?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

This moon in the solar system continues to surprise scientists with the discovery of alternating water forms on its surface. - Farmingdale Observer

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Scientists create a two-dimensional carbon material eight times stronger than graphene - Earth.com